JY's Book Report

 

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

William Goldman - The Princess Bride

S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure


What can I say about this enchanting book/movie that has not already been said? Most of us remember "The Princess Bride" for the memorable lines: "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die", made immortal in the spectacular movie. Can the book really improve such an experience as this?

It can, and it does.

The book is really all about frames within frames of a frame, in which one can hardly tell fiction from reality. Is it a classical tale? The story of a script-writer abridging a classical tale? A story read by a father to his son? A catching satire about royalty? A tale on true love?

Goldman only adds to this confusion, describing the tale as containing "Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Poison. True love. Hate. Revenge. Giants. Hunters. Bad men. Good men. Beautiful ladies. Snakes. Spiders. Beasts of all natures and descriptions. Pain. Death. Brave men. Coward men. Strongest men. Chases. Escapes. Lies. Truths. Passions. Miracles". He's not lying.


Goldman claims his story to be an abridgement of a classic tale, and proceeds to make fun of everything involved, including himself. His ability to create irony within irony is remarkable, for example the notes on noble packing are simply hilarious.


"No one could be following us yet?" the Spaniard asked.
"No one," the Sicilian assured him. "It would be inconceivable."
"Absolutely inconceivable?"
"Absolutely, totally, and, in all other ways, inconceivable," the Sicilian reassured him. "Why do you ask?"
"No reason," the Spaniard replied. "It's only that I just happened to look back and something's there."

They all whirled.

Something was indeed there. Less than a mile behind them across the moonlight was another sailing boat, small, painted what looked like black, with a giant sail that billowed black in the night, and a single man at the tiller. A man in black.

The Spaniard looked at the Sicilian. "It must just be some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise alone at night through shark-infested waters."



On the Upside: Enchanting, Hilarious, Moving. Disliking would be inconceivable.
On the Downside: Too short, No sequel.
JYRating: 92. Buy it!

Monday, October 10, 2005

Terry Pratchett - The Wee Free Men

Pratchett is guaranteed good reading: The man just never seems to run out of ideas. In this book we get to explore the discworld universe from a different point of view, although two familiar faces make a brief appearance.


Tiffany Aching is a classic diskworld hero. She's innocent, she's only 9 years old, and yet she always manages to do the right thing. As goes the way with witches, saving the world comes before learning magic - but don't worry, magic is really just for show, and who needs magic anyway when you have natural cunning and unexpected help from the most feared little blue men around - The Wee Free Men!


Miss Tick looked up.
"That little creature in the boat was a Nac Mac Feegle!" she said. "The most feared of all the fairy races! Even trolls run away from the Wee Free Men! And one of them warned her!"

"She's the witch, then, is she?" said the voice.

"At that age? Impossible!" said Miss Tick. There's been no one to teach her! There's no witches on the Chalk! It's too soft. And yet... she wasn't scared..."



On the Upside: Original, Funny, Enchanting.
On the Downside: Light reading.
JYRating: 80. Get it!